1. Our team at Wembley 

Manager Leigh White and his coaching staff were able to help Gareth Southgate’s team beat Denmark on their way to the European Championship final on Sunday. Southgate called for backup only hours before kick off so Matt Hill, Chris Holland and George Fake we’re despatched immediately to Wembley to work with the team. In the meantime Leigh gathered his match-day think tank around him which left Gareth safe in the knowledge they were just a phone call away!  Hilly recons he’d have stopped the Denmark goal and luckily Harry Kane didn’t get any penalty taking advice from  Fakey!

Come on England !